Doc: I’m too fat to rub willy against patient

A DOCTOR who claimed he was TOO FAT to rub his cock against a patient has been found guilty of misconduct.

Dermatologist Dr Rodion Kunynetz ( above) argued he could not have rubbed his penis against his female patients because it was covered by his large belly.

The disciplinary panel of the Ontario College of Physicians and Surgeons in Canada found that Dr Kunynetz sexually abused one woman by touching her breasts under her bra without clinical justification for doing so.

He was also found guilty of “disgraceful, dishonourable or unprofessional conduct” by failing to give two females proper warning or explanation for removing some of their clothes.

A penalty hearing will now be scheduled. THAILAND has a special language used exclusively for talking to the king.