ALICE’S BIG PUB QUIZ!

1TELLY cook Mary Berry said she’d never had what? a) A takeaway b) An orgasm c) A parsnip d) A KitKat 2SCARY Spice Mel B ( below) did what? a) Got a tattoo of Baby Spice on her left breast b) Got a divorce c) Gave birth to twins d) Ripped the wings off a starling, glued them to her shoulders and told everyone she is an angel 3THE author of which TV detective died? a) Frost b) Vera c) Inspector Morse d) Official Boob Inspector 4WHAT happened to former Top Gear host Richard Hammond? a) An anvil fell on him as he passed underneath a tall building b) He drove into a cliff that had a picture of a tunnel painted on it c) He had a motorbike crash d) He broke his arm getting out of a Bugatti Veyron

5TOWIE

star Mark Wright has bought a stake in which football club? a) Birmingham b) Barcelona c) Brentwood d) Billericay 6MARTIN

McGuiness died this week, but why was he famous? a) He invented a Scottish version of Guinness b) He was a former IRA commander turned politician c) He was a former IRA commander turned WWE wrestler d) He was a former Loyalist commander turned IRA commander 7WHAT

was banned on flights into Britain from six countries? a) Laptops b) Mobile phones c) Walkie Talkies d) Bananas 8WHAT

TV show does the Queen love, according to its creator? a) Mrs Brown’s Boys b) Broadchurch c) The Great British Bake Off d) Eurotrash 9WHICH

TV duo turned down the chance to host Channel 4’ s The Great British Bake Off? a) Ant and Dec b) French and Saunders c) Simon Groome and Goldie d) Trev and Simon 10WHAT

did Katy Perry ( right) admit? a) That she’d done more than kiss a girl b) That she once killed a man with her bare hands and buried the body in her garden c) That she never had an orgasm with Russell Brand d) That she is allergic to Mars Bars 11WHAT

did This Morning’s Holly Willoughby ( left) deny? a) Sleeping with Phillip Schofield b) Being pregnant c) She is moving to BBC Breakfast d) She once broke a kitten’s neck when it shit on her favourite dress 12WHAT

animal tried to jump a ditch and attack a group of tourists in Mexico? a) Zebra b) Tiger c) Ostrich d) Lion 13IT

was Red what day on Friday? a) Nose Day b) Hand Gang day c) Head Day d) Adair Day 14WHAT

has Towie’s Arg done? a) Lost a stone in weight b) Bought his first house c) Released a single d) Created a new solar powered battery that can charge a car for three months on one hour’s sunshine 15A MICHELIN starred chef opened a restaurant where dishes are served on what? a) Shovels b) Your hand c) A naked lady d) Gary Glitter records