STRIP ‘ N’ KIP

OLD- FASHIONED bigoted Neanderthals may dismiss women’s football as a dismal activity for hatchetfaced lesbians – but nothing could be further from the truth. Because not only is the women’s game entertaining, fast- paced and packed with skill, it’s also practised by some top drawer TOTTY. And we found the proof for that when these photos of the University of East Idaho women’s football team were leaked online. The undergraduate girls were celebrating coming second in the league and, according to witnesses, “sank ale like the rugger lads – though without the shitting in each other’s mouths and stuff like that”. Last night a spokesman for the US university said: “This was a private event. Whoever leaked these photos is trying to stir up trouble.” MANCHESTER is the ‘ Naked Sleeping Capital’ of the UK, with 17% of Mancs kipping in the buff, according to a survey by curtain shop Hillarys.