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THAT ROW IN FULL:

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WOMAN: You’re a doggy- shagger. You admitted to shagging your dog to a pub full of people. MAN: I’d rather shag the dog than shag you believe me. Look at you. If I had a dog I’d f** king shag it than you. WOMEN: Believe me, I wunt want you to shag me. You admitted shagging your dog f** king five years ago. Did you or did you not? In a pub full of people. MAN: You’re a f** king SLAG! No f** ker likes you. Oh fuck off, go on. F** k off! WOMAN: You admitted shagging your dog. MAN: Have you heard that? I’m gonna f** king ( inaudible) you now. WOMAN: Did you shag your dog or not? MAN: Yeah. A little dog like that. MAN BEHIND CAMERA: Did you shag your dog? WOMAN: Yes. MAN: Right, call the police. WOMAN: He admitted it, shagging his dog. So he got thrown out o’ pub because he admitted shagging his dog. MAN: You’re f** king mental. WOMAN: You were talking on ( inaudible) in the bar. MAN: I said I’d slept with my dog. I shagged my dog. CAMERAMAN: Did ya shag ya dog? MAN: I shagged my dog. WOMAN: What did you say then? MAN: I slept with my dog. I slept with it. CAMERA MAN: You shagged your dog? MAN: I slept with my dog. I slept with it. CAMERAMAN: F** king hell. Jeepers. MAN: Who the f** k dunt sleep with their dog. WOMAN: I rest my f** king case.

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