MICHAEL GOVE SNIFFED OUR SAUSAGES!

EXCLUSIVE

TORY traitor Michael Gove’s return to the Cabinet was almost scuppered when he was falsely accused of sniffing a married couple’s sausages in a vegan café.

Mr Gove, who stood against fellow- Brexiteer Boris Johnson in last year’s Tory leadership race, was welcomed back into Theresa May’s fold as environment secretary after the General Election.

Demented

But his comeback was nearly blocked after Nigel and Sebastian Garside- Snell claimed they found Mr Gove kneeling beside their bangers “sniffing like a demented bloodhound” in the Daffodil and Daisy Vegan Café in Manchester.

It was only after an investigation by Tory bigwigs found that the pair were mistaken and that their sossie- sniffer was in fact MARRIED: Sebastian and Nigel 45- year- old Gove lookalike Keith Glebe.

Nigel laughed last night: “I swear to God, I thought it was Michael Gove that was sniffing our sausages.

“I said to Sebastian, ‘ Don’t look now but Michael Gove is sniffing our rabbit and waterfowl herby saucissons!’

“But he looked down and said ‘ Hey! Michael Gove! What the hell are you doing?’

“Obviously, this fellow scarpered straight away but it had attracted the attention of staff, so then we had to explain why we’d brought meat into a vegan café!

“But it turns out it wasn’t Michael Gove at all. It was this Glebe chap!”

Last year Sunday Sport reported how Glebe – a notorious sex nonce – often faced embarrassment because he’s the spit of the Tory. DEAD RINGER: Gove lookalike Keith Glebe