Graveyard gran’s shit in face hell

A GRASS- CUTTING granny has blasted dog owners in an open letter after getting covered in SHIT for the hundreth time while mowing her local cemetery.

Erica Castle, 56, pinned the letter to the noticeboard at Holy Trinity Graveyard in Ilfracombe, Devon, to ensure people saw it.

She spends six hours a week maintaining the graveyard and claimed she is hit with “disgusting germ- ridden dollops” of hidden poo in the FACE and on her clothing each time.

Erica said: “The graveyard is used as a dog toilet, I understand that as there’s no other grass around to take dogs to – it’s always been that way.”

The letter includes memorable lines including “please empty your dog before you let it off the lead” and “we get your shit in our faces and on our clothes every time we strim”.