‘ Horny’ man waved cock

FEMINIST CELEBRATES FEMALE DOCTOR

STAUNCH feminist Prue Clearwater celebrated a woman finally getting the keys to the Tardis – by having a TATTOO of Jodie Whittaker on her TIT!

Prue, 21, led an internet campaign to persuade the BBC to replace Peter Capaldi with a female Doctor Who.

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And when Jodie, 35, was unveiled in a specially- filmed sequence screened on BBC1 after the Men’s Wimbledon final on Sunday, she leapt for joy.

The brunette, who is studying gender relations and applied diversity at the University of West Lancashire, said: “To be honest, I was rooting for Phoebe Waller- Bridge off Fleabag.

“But I am delighted that a member of the sisterhood has taken the lead role in Doctor Who.

“Producers have always taken the term Time ‘ Lord’ far too literally, and they have imposed their patriarchal hegemony on time travel for too long.

“I can only weep at the memory of all those strong, inspirational female actors who have died before being given the chance to play Doctor Who.

“Jodie Whittaker’s success has been built on the death of many strong and inspirational women.”

Prue decided to show off her tattoo to “challenge the orthodoxy that a woman can bare her breasts without it being sexually titillating.” TOUGHEST job I ever had. Selling doors, door to door. – Bill Bailey A HOMELESS man exposed himself to shoppers in a music store and said: “You all make me very horny!”

Constantin Licsandru, 35, went up to one woman and ogled her breasts at the shop in Kensington, southwest London, on February 23. He then exposed his penis, Southwark Crown Court heard.

Prosecutor Paul Rattigan said: “He was told to cover himself up. He responded by saying, ‘ You all make me very horny’.

“Shortly after he approached another woman from behind, rubbing up against her.”

Following his arrest Romanian Licsandru told police: “I have a masturbation problem.”

He later admitted exposure and sexual assault and was handed six months’ mental treatment.