ARE YOU BEING PERVED?

Nickie Ann Celeb nonces plan reality show where they sell their showbiz memorabilia from sick shop

Age 26, 32E-24-34, from Blackpool

A CONSORTIUM of celebrity sex perverts is planning to open a shop selling their own tarnished memorabilia – and to make a REALITY TV SHOW about the sick store’s progress.

Although the plans are said to be at “a very early stage”, Sunday Sport believes Gary Glitter, 73, Rolf Harris, 87, Stuart Hall, 87, and Jonathan King, 72, have been asked to take part in the project.

And there are whispers on the showbiz underground that Fred Talbot, 67, – currently serving time for touching lads – is going to be approached in jail.

It’s not known who is masterminding the plan but the smart money is on Glitter, who has lost millions in royalties since his music was blacklisted in the wake of his child sex convictions.

A source said: “I’ve only heard whispers so far but it seems these various nonces are being approached to take part in this project.

“Obviously, all these men used to make a very good living but the legal costs incurred by their various trials have left them short of cash.

“Somebody came up with the idea of them renting a shop and using it to sell their unwanted stuff. There’s quite a market for mementoes of celeb nonces.

“Then someone had the idea of filming the COMPETITION: Shop would rival Delaney’s sick store shop for a reality TV show, a sort of Are You Being Perved?

“This is not something a regular broadcaster would touch with a shitty stick – they’d lose their licence.

“So they’ve had the idea of setting up an internet TV channel where they can do what PAEDO FAILS: ( clockwise from left) Harris, Glitter, King, Hall and Talbot are said to have been approached for sick show. they like. I can see the appeal of the idea for the more sick members of society. Imagine going in and buying a Rolf Harris Stylophone off Gary Glitter?”

Brian Fury of Hey Paedo! Leave Those Kids Alone raged: “If this idea isn’t strangled at birth, I’ll go and put the windows in myself.”

Astonishingly, it would not be the first nonce memorabilia shop.

In January we told how businessman Terry Delaney had opened a similar boutique in Manchester called Nonce Upon a Time.

Last night he said: “I welcome competition.”