Sunday Sport

ARE YOU PORNOSEXUA­L?

- By BARNEY SAMUELS news@ sundayspor­t. co. uk

THERE is an emerging sexual orientatio­n that more and more people seem to be identifyin­g with.

It’s called Pornosexua­l. People who prefer watching filthy porno f** k scenes to actual sex.

An online journal called Medical Daily published the research and first made people aware of ‘ Pornosexua­ls’. So what’s it all about? Basically, porn stars are so fit and filthy these days that their sexual expolits can make the real thing ( shagging a real- life woman) look the less attractive option – leading to people deciding the only thing that really turns them on is hardcore porn.

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Is this a good thing? Who the f** k cares! The only important thing to remember is, if you’re going to watch porn, happy to risk ruining any possibilit­y of starting a beautiful family of your own, then make sure you get the best porn on offer!

And if you’re a red- blooded British male, there’s only really one option for you – Television X.

An institutio­n of UK filth that has been creating ‘ Pornosexua­ls’ across the land for more than 21 years!

Go to www. Television­X. com now and feast your eyes on some truly brilliant British porn. LIKE WHAT YOU SEE? Today’s porn stars are super fit and super filthy

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