WEDNESDAY

ITV2, 9pm, American Pie: The Wedding NIKKI Zierling, leather- clad as a “bad cop” stripper, shows off her silicone sweater treats at the bachelor party along with Amanda Swisten ( above) at 43mins. Horror Channel, 10.55pm, The Wicker Man THE original and the best. Ingrid Pitt doesn’t seem to mind being walked in on while bathing, making little effort to cover up her busters at 1hr 6mins. Horror Channel, 12.50am, The Human Centipede YES, there’s a lot of nudity in this movie. But it is also horrible. Horrible, I tell you!