Mum’s the word for our secret porn movie star!
COR! I’m feeling randy, too! Slurp my vinegar! ME and the missus have made a terrible discovery – her mother has starred in PORN movies!
We have been married for four years and have always enjoyed watching adult films together while we rut in the bedroom or lounge.
We went to bed early one night and found some online porn to watch on our small smart TV.
It was in the ‘ vintage’ category and we soon found out it was English – and proper hardcore stuff, too!
There were lots of close- ups of sucking, licking and shagging – right from the opening credits.
The action was so horny we were soon writhing around as my wife gave me a gobble and I licked her out until she climaxed.
At one point in the flick, we noticed a woman sucking off a well- hung stud while another shafted her from behind.
When she pulled her head away for the obligatory “shoot on the face” scene, that’s when I saw her – the MOTHER- IN- LAW!
Well, we just lay there for ages I CAUGHT my girlfriend shagging our neighbour a couple of weeks ago when I came home early from work and saw her sucking this fella off, through a gap in the bedroom door.
I was so turned- on I stood there and furiously masturbated until they spotted me – amazingly my missus made me join in with the pair of them and now we meet up for regular threesomes.
Is this normal?
Kelly says…
EVERYBODY needs good neighbours! And with nothing to pay until Christmas 2019, there’s never been a better time to buy! – neither of us saying a word until I broke the silence, saying: “Well, she had nice tits, didn’t she?”
That was the worst thing I could have said because the wife called me a “stupid f*** ing bastard” and ran off to the bathroom where she locked herself in.
When she eventually came out she said she was going to her mum’s to have it out with her.
I persuaded her against it, saying if she wanted us to know about her porn past, she’d tell us.
Now I can’t get it out of my mind and I’ve watched the film again when I’ve been alone and each time I’ve had a fantastic wank over the images of my mum- in- law.
Now I’m thinking about asking the wife’s mum if she fancies a shag on the sly, because she must know all the tricks – having been a grot flick star and that. Am I being too kinky?
PH, West Yorks
Kelly says…
IF you are, then it must run in the family. I’d advise you against trying anything with your mother- in- law because your wife is upset enough about what you’ve both discovered. PH, South Yorkshire