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WIFE SUPERGLUES HER HAND TO HUBBY’S COCK IN DOGGING BAN PROTEST

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STICKY: Kathy and Richard get stuck in the woods WHEN keen doggers Kathy and Richard Hunt spotted a planning applicatio­n posted near their favourite outdoor sex site, they wasted no time.

Kathy, a legal secretary, filed an official objection to the plans for a 200- bed orphanage and began a letter- writing campaign to local newspapers.

Ecology lecturer Richard, meanwhile, started a comprehens­ive study of local flora and fauna, hoping to find an endangered species that would throw a spanner into the developmen­t works.

But despite all their efforts, the plans to house the sad- eyed mummy and daddy- less tots were approved by councillor­s and given the green light by the Secretary of State in London.

So Kathy, 41, and 45- yearold Richard opted for direct action.

They stripped naked the day before bulldozers were ready to move onto the site near Kiddermins­ter, Worcs, and Kathy SUPERGLUED her hand to Richard’s COCK!

The pair then chained themselves to trees and began shouting: “F** k the orphans!”

Last night Kathy and Richard were still chained to their tree while developers seek a court order to shift them by force.

Kathy said: “We’ve been dogging here for 15 years and now they want to build a ruddy great orphanage, filled with whingeing, whining kids, all moaning about not having parents.

“It will totally ruin the dogging – they’ve effectivel­y banned it for us. And who wants a load of snotty- nosed kids watching you while you’re getting a bukkake shower from a load of likeminded gentlemen.

“We’ll fight this developmen­t all the way. The council need to realise that doggers have rights, to.”

Last night a council spokesman said: “We’ve got to put the orphans somewhere. This site is out of the way, where the orphans won’t bother anyone with their sobbing.

“I’m sorry it’s upsetting the doggers but they are perverts, aren’t they? God knows what they’d do with all those orphans.”

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