Frankie: I let slip too much about romps

Ger­man boob con­test looks great fun

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FRANKIE Bridge ad­mit­ted she re­grets let­ting slip saucy bed­room de­tails about her lengthy romps with ex- foot­baller hus­band Wayne – and telling the na­tion she “makes it ob­vi­ous” when she doesn’t want sex.

The Satur­days singer, 28, and her other half ap­peared on ITV morn­ing show Lor­raine to give the low­down on their re­la­tion­ship fol­low­ing her re­cent sen­sa­tional con­fes­sions on Loose Women.

The cou­ple also re­cently ad­mit­ted on Chan­nel 4’ s Mar­ried To A Celebrity how they strug­gle to keep the spark alive in the bed­room.

Frankie sat on the sofa along­side the former Chelsea star, who she last week said was “quite per­sis­tent” in the bed­room.

The singer told Lor­raine’s view­ers: “It’s kind of be­come this big thing, which for us is a lit­tle bit em­bar­rass­ing, but I think it just shows how much of a topic it is that ev­ery­one re­lates to.” HOW do you judge a breast?

Some pre­fer the up­ward curve of the pert French breast. Oth­ers pre­fer the lum­ber­ing pro­file of the meaty Ger­man buster.

So how do you make any ob­jec­tive de­ci­sion in a boob con­test?

Surely there is only one way – you WEIGH them!

And that’s just how they sort the teat from the chaff at the Baden Baden Bust Con­test in Ger­many.

After sup­ping a suf­fi­ciency of strong Teu­tonic lager, the ladies are asked to flop their chest dec­o­ra­tions onto a spe­cial­ly­cal­i­brated set of green­gro­cer’s scales.

Then a panel of three judges make a note of the weight.

This year’s win­ner was Ilsa Sch­midt, 28, of Ham­burg, whose boo­bies tipped the scale at four pounds.

Sec­ond place went to bub­bly blonde Helga Drecht of Dus­sel­dorf. The 22- year- old said: “It’s just a bit of fun. Who says we Ger­mans have no sense of hu­mour. Ho, ho… HA!” TABLE FOR NO. 2 PLEASE: Din­ers love Mod­ern Toi­let HEAVY MEL­ONS: Helga took sec­ond place and an­other busty con­tes­tant weighs in WIN­NER: Ilsa’s mas­sive rack got her to the Baden Baden crown ICE CREAM BUMDAE: Choc treat for dessert

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