Frankie: I let slip too much about romps

German boob contest looks great fun

FRANKIE Bridge admitted she regrets letting slip saucy bedroom details about her lengthy romps with ex- footballer husband Wayne – and telling the nation she “makes it obvious” when she doesn’t want sex.

The Saturdays singer, 28, and her other half appeared on ITV morning show Lorraine to give the lowdown on their relationship following her recent sensational confessions on Loose Women.

The couple also recently admitted on Channel 4’ s Married To A Celebrity how they struggle to keep the spark alive in the bedroom.

Frankie sat on the sofa alongside the former Chelsea star, who she last week said was “quite persistent” in the bedroom.

The singer told Lorraine’s viewers: “It’s kind of become this big thing, which for us is a little bit embarrassing, but I think it just shows how much of a topic it is that everyone relates to.” HOW do you judge a breast?

Some prefer the upward curve of the pert French breast. Others prefer the lumbering profile of the meaty German buster.

So how do you make any objective decision in a boob contest?

Surely there is only one way – you WEIGH them!

And that’s just how they sort the teat from the chaff at the Baden Baden Bust Contest in Germany.

After supping a sufficiency of strong Teutonic lager, the ladies are asked to flop their chest decorations onto a speciallycalibrated set of greengrocer’s scales.

Then a panel of three judges make a note of the weight.

This year’s winner was Ilsa Schmidt, 28, of Hamburg, whose boobies tipped the scale at four pounds.

Second place went to bubbly blonde Helga Drecht of Dusseldorf. The 22- year- old said: “It’s just a bit of fun. Who says we Germans have no sense of humour. Ho, ho… HA!” TABLE FOR NO. 2 PLEASE: Diners love Modern Toilet HEAVY MELONS: Helga took second place and another busty contestant weighs in WINNER: Ilsa’s massive rack got her to the Baden Baden crown ICE CREAM BUMDAE: Choc treat for dessert