DR FOSTER CURED MY FLOPPY COCK

UP FOR A ROMP AGAIN: But Stan’s stiffy didn’t impress wife Lucy in her panties that restored Stan to tumescence.

Stan, of Stockport, said: “I’ve fancied that Suranne Jones since she was in Corrie and watching her in that sex scene I was soon as stiff as a board. I could have beaten a f** king carpet with it.

“I thought Lucy would be chuffed and jump aboard, but instead she twatted me.

“She shouted, ‘ All the effort I’ve put in to make your cock work and now it’s leapt to attention while you’re watching that tart from Corrie. You big bastard!”

Lucy is believed to be now staying at her mother’s. DOC SHOCK: Suranne sizzled in steamy sex scene