DR FOS­TER CURED MY FLOPPY COCK

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UP FOR A ROMP AGAIN: But Stan’s stiffy didn’t impress wife Lucy in her panties that re­stored Stan to tumes­cence.

Stan, of Stock­port, said: “I’ve fan­cied that Su­ranne Jones since she was in Cor­rie and watch­ing her in that sex scene I was soon as stiff as a board. I could have beaten a f** king carpet with it.

“I thought Lucy would be chuffed and jump aboard, but instead she twat­ted me.

“She shouted, ‘ All the ef­fort I’ve put in to make your cock work and now it’s leapt to at­ten­tion while you’re watch­ing that tart from Cor­rie. You big bas­tard!”

Lucy is be­lieved to be now stay­ing at her mother’s. DOC SHOCK: Su­ranne siz­zled in steamy sex scene

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