3FT DWARF EATS OWN WEIGHT IN EGGS
A COMPETITIVE- EATING midget was hospitalised after scoffing his own weight in BOILED EGGS at a nightclub event.
Three- foot tall Ken Foster has been travelling up and down the country taking part in eating events and has won the nickname The Bottomless Titch thanks to his ability to pack away huge amounts of grub.
Ken, 43, pulled off another feat last Thursday when he gobbled down THREE STONE of boiled eggs over a four- hour period at a Southampton night spot.
For his efforts, unmarried Ken won £ 100 in Boots vouchers – and he needed every penny of that to buy Epsom salts to unclog his bunged- up bowels. Ken, of Andover, Hants, said: “I’ve been egg- bound before but never like this. I had to go to hospital as I thought my guts were going to explode.
“But in the end, I just had to play the waiting game – with a lot of laxatives. By Christ, when it all started moving it felt the world had fallen out of my arse!”