Deborah Meaden my vibrating masturbation pants
GOING SOLO: Bobby plans to go ahead with his wank pants GRUNDIE GRUMBLE: Deborah and the Dragons A BUSINESSMAN who made a fortune flogging fidget spinners says he had less success impressing Dragons Den judges with his vibrating wank pants!
Bobby Atkins made enough from spinners to live in luxury for the rest of his life but that’s not dulled his creative urge.
The confirmed bachelor reckoned he could make a second fortune with his battery- powered pants which stimulate the genitals using advanced piezo- electrical circuitry.
But Bobby reckons when he blagged his way into a meeting with Dragons from the BBC show, his pants hit the skids.
Bobby, 43, said: “Deborah Meaden was particularly scathing.
“She took one look at my pants and spat something about Dragon’s Den not being that kind of show, turned on her heel and stomped off.”
Bobby says he pulled strings with a pal at the BBC to get the private meeting with the Dragons, which was not filmed for telly.
He said: “I wish I’d not bothered. Seems these Dragons don’t appreciate fun like I do.”
Undeterred Bobby has plans to manufacture the pants, saying: “I’ve got premises lined up in Rhyl and a development grant. Sweet as!”