Deb­o­rah Meaden my vi­brat­ing mas­tur­ba­tion pants

Sunday Sport - - NEWS - By SI­MON DEAN si­mon@ sun­daysport. co. uk

GO­ING SOLO: Bobby plans to go ahead with his wank pants GRUNDIE GRUM­BLE: Deb­o­rah and the Dragons A BUSI­NESS­MAN who made a for­tune flog­ging fid­get spin­ners says he had less suc­cess im­press­ing Dragons Den judges with his vi­brat­ing wank pants!

Bobby Atkins made enough from spin­ners to live in lux­ury for the rest of his life but that’s not dulled his cre­ative urge.

The con­firmed bach­e­lor reck­oned he could make a sec­ond for­tune with his bat­tery- powered pants which stim­u­late the gen­i­tals us­ing ad­vanced piezo- elec­tri­cal cir­cuitry.

But Bobby reck­ons when he blagged his way into a meet­ing with Dragons from the BBC show, his pants hit the skids.

Un­de­terred

Bobby, 43, said: “Deb­o­rah Meaden was par­tic­u­larly scathing.

“She took one look at my pants and spat some­thing about Dragon’s Den not be­ing that kind of show, turned on her heel and stomped off.”

Bobby says he pulled strings with a pal at the BBC to get the pri­vate meet­ing with the Dragons, which was not filmed for telly.

He said: “I wish I’d not both­ered. Seems these Dragons don’t ap­pre­ci­ate fun like I do.”

Un­de­terred Bobby has plans to man­u­fac­ture the pants, say­ing: “I’ve got premises lined up in Rhyl and a de­vel­op­ment grant. Sweet as!”

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