Sunday Sport

ENDERS VICAR’S IN HER KNICKERS!

- By BARNEY SAMUELS news@ sundayspor­t. co. uk

OH my Gawd! EastEnders’ Dot Cotton almost wet her bloomers when she realised the new vicar in Albert Square is a woman!

But the chainsaw- voiced harridan would choke on her custard creams if she knew the TRUTH about the Reverend Irene Mills.

For the actress who plays the new vicar once appeared in a naked SEX SCENE!

Melanie Kilburn played Edwina Sprott in the 1994 miniseries The Wimbledon Poisoner.

And in one scene Melanie shows her bum and breasts while dancing around A room, stripping her clothes off along the way.

Last night one real- life East Ender laughed: “Vicar? Around here? Church? You’re having a right tin barf, mate! Lor luvvaduck!

“Now, if you want a mosque, take your pick squire! Lummee! ”

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