ENDERS VICAR’S IN HER KNICKERS!
OH my Gawd! EastEnders’ Dot Cotton almost wet her bloomers when she realised the new vicar in Albert Square is a woman!
But the chainsaw- voiced harridan would choke on her custard creams if she knew the TRUTH about the Reverend Irene Mills.
For the actress who plays the new vicar once appeared in a naked SEX SCENE!
Melanie Kilburn played Edwina Sprott in the 1994 miniseries The Wimbledon Poisoner.
And in one scene Melanie shows her bum and breasts while dancing around A room, stripping her clothes off along the way.
Last night one real- life East Ender laughed: “Vicar? Around here? Church? You’re having a right tin barf, mate! Lor luvvaduck!
“Now, if you want a mosque, take your pick squire! Lummee! ”