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Crybaby Lefties won’t accept they’re losers

THE trouble with leftards is that they are – on the whole – unpleasant, noisy, shouty, stupid c** ts.

Don’t get me wrong, there are plenty of c** ts on the right of politics, but those on the left seem to take pride in being wankers.

Last week the Tory Party conference came to Manchester.

Why, I’ve no idea. If I was organising a Tory conference, I’d set it somewhere agreeable. In a Tory seat, most likely. The last place I’d set it is amid a load chip- on- shoulder Mancs shuffling round on crutches, poncing spare change and ciggies.

But anyway, the Tories came to Manchester. The first thing they were greeted with was a sign on a bridge reading “Hang the Tories”.

They even hung some effigies underneath to nod home their point. Nice. Keep it classy, eh, Manchester.

Win your argument by killing your opponents, eh? Yes, a bit like fascism, now you mention it.

Someone actually spent time and money making a “Hang the Tories” sign. Have you got time in your life to waste on that sort of thing? I certainly haven’t.

Best of all came when posh Jacob Rees- Mogg came face to face with a protestor at Manchester Cathedral. The conversation went something like this: Protester: Shame on you Jacob Rees- Mogg. Tories out. Tories out. JRM: What would you like to ask me? Protester: You have got disgusting views so get out of here. JRM: What do you disagree with me about? Protester: With everything you have to say. Everything. You are a despicable person. JRM: Well, we may disagree on things, but just because you disagree with somebody doesn’t make them a bad person. The two are separate. Protester: People are dying. Jesus f** k! “People are dying!” When your argument is shit and you are driven by dull- witted, class- based hate just cry “people are dying”!

When will lefties understand? We have a process for getting a political party “out”. It’s called an election. We had one this year. And they lost. All the shouting, marches spitting at Tories, sobbing on social media and crappy banners in the world won’t change that.