THE WORLD FAMOUS AGONY

DO YOU HAVE A SEX PROBLEM? email: agony@sundaysport.co.uk Mail: Agony, Sunday Sport, MacLaren House, Talbot Road, Old Trafford, Manchester M32 0FP SE CONFIDENTIALX POLITICIAN BABE SCORED A BIG NUMBER TEN! AGONY IS BROUGHT TO YOU IN ASSOCIATION

I CAN’T believe my recent luck so I had to write in and share my experience with your readers.

I’m a 33- year- old single bloke and I own my own home which has three beds, a garage and a large back garden.

A lot of my friends thought I was nuts to plough my hard- earned cash into such a large property – living in it on my own – but it’s an investment at the end of the day.

Anyway, the gaff next door went up for sale over the summer and it was finally sold to two rather pretty girls in their 20s.

As soon as they moved in they were out in their own back garden, sunbathing in the skimpiest bikinis I think I’ve ever seen.

I have a pretty clear view of their garden from my back bedroom – if I stand on a box and lean out of the opened window.

I have enjoyed pulling my pud over their bronzed bodies, but is it wrong to spy on them like this? WELL, it’s not very neighbourly, is it? Why not call round and welcome them to the area? I’M a 32- year- old housewife and I’ve taken a fancy to my window cleaner and I’ve been trying to entice him in to my house for weeks now – all to no avail.

I’ve deliberately been getting out of the shower when he’s doing the bathroom windows. And I’ve done seductive strips in the bedroom when he’s been cleaning the windows there. But not once has he tried to chat me up when he collects his money.

Any advice? OH, for crying out loud, woman. Just tell him straight out you want him to bone you! Thanks for dropping by Felicity. So, you’d like to join the Conservative party? Yes. I feel I’d make an ideal MP. I have a face people trust? Also, I wear really nice perfume? Here, smell me JS, Surrey LR, Herts