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1HOW many new council houses did Theresa May ( right) vow to build in her disastrous Tory Party conference speech? a) 7 b) 25,000 c) 250,000 d) None. Cement makes her cough. 2RAF jets escorted a plane to Stanstead Airport belonging to which troubled airline after a hoax bomb threat? a) Monarch b) The Luftwaffe c) Ryanair d) Laker Skytrain 3WHICH Spanish region is expected to announce its independence this week? a) Catalonia b) The Basque country c) Andalusia d) Gibraltar 4WHICH internet giant has been ordered by the EU to pay £ 220million in back taxes? a) eBay b) Sundaysport. com c) Google d) Amazon 5A GRANDAD’S gravestone has been banned from a cemetery in Derbyshire because it contains what word? a) Bugger b) C** t c) F** k d) Brexit
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human what were found at Brean Beach in Somerset last week? a) Fingers b) Ears c) Male Genitals d) Legs 7A
SCOTTISH firm plans to make what containing popular alcoholic fighting juice Buckfast ( right)? a) Kiddies’ drinks b) Ice cream c) Corn flakes d) Sweets 8WHICH
workers are threatening a strike just in time for Christmas? a) Postmen b) Binmen c) Elves d) Mobile DJs 9TEENS
are to be banned from buying what, under new laws announced by Home Secretary Amber Rudd ( right)? a) Burgers b) Strap- on dildos c) Acid d) Pop 10POLICE
have spent more than £ 1.5million investigating whether which dead former Prime Minister of the UK was a raging paedophile a) Clement Attlee b) Harold Macmillan c) The 3rd Viscount Palmerston d) Ted Heath 11WHICH
telly lesbian has denied claims by a magazine article that she’s a “diva”? a) Sandi Toksvig b) Sue Perkins c) Clare Balding d) Thora Hird 12WHICH
popular singer has claimed UKIP’s leadership election was rigged against anti- Islam candidate Anne Marie Waters ( right)? a) Harry Styles b) Adele c) Morrissey d) Joe ‘ Shaddap You Face’ Dolce 13A
BAN on what came into force in Austria last week? a) The Swiss b) The Muslim veil c) Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens, bright copper kettles and warm woollen mittens d) Beards 14WHICH
rocker was injured by a falling prop on stage in New York last week? a) Bryan Adams b) Ozzy Osbourne c) Daniel O’Donnell d) Marilyn Manson 15WHICH
comedian has revealed they were wrong to be “cruel” about transvestites? a) Jim Davidson b) Matt Lucas c) Stan Boardman d) Dame Edna Everage ( right)