MONDAY

A FORMER Hollyoaks actress wins an Oscar for a film about being deaf.

That’s no use to the legions of fellas who used to watch the Channel 4 soap. We need one about being blind. TERRIFIED: Frank heard comic when he went to rip out unit at home WHEN Gerry Hampton’s missus Margaret and her workmate signed up to an Aqua- Fit class at their local swimming pool, he really didn’t expect to get photos of the event.

But that’s exactly what his 40- year- old wife sent him!

Gerry, 43, from Winchester, Hants, said: “The missus wanted to lose a few pounds – which I’m all for.

“But I don’t know why her pal Joanne is going to a fitness class.

“She’s fit already – with a nice minge, too!

“Both girls said they’d love to appear in

– which is why they posed for this pic in the first place.”