MUM, PLEASE STOP SHAGGING MY MATES!

MATT’S MOTHER’S DAY PLEA

FED- UP Matthew Horne has just one wish this Mother’s Day: “Mum, please stop shagging my mates!”

Matt’s divorced mum Sandra is more than a MILF ( Mum I’d Like to F** k)… she’s a MWLF – a Mum Who Loves to F** k.

And her craving for stiff young cock is driving poor Matthew, 19, bonkers.

Apprentice welder Matt told Sunday Sport: “I thought that if I made my appeal publicly, on the pages of your newspaper on Mother’s Day, Mum might start acting her age and stop banging all my ruddy mates.

“It’s so embarrassing. I’ll get home from work and there’s usually sex noises coming from upstairs.

“Not any old sex noises, either. I’ll hear Mum saying things like, ‘ Shove it in my tight arse, you horny f** ker’ or, ‘ Have you ever had a tongue in your bumhole?’ or even, ‘ F** king hell – I’m covered in lovely, hot spunk, I can’t wait to eat it all.’

“Say what you like, that’s not the sort of thing you want to hear your own BEGGING: Teen Matt is fed up of his randy mum’s sex antics mum saying.

“And worst of all, nine times out of 10, Mum will then come downstairs with her latest fella – and it will be someone I know.

“They’ll just say, ‘ Alright Matt… coming for a pint?’

“How are you supposed to go for a bloody pint with someone who, just a few minutes earlier, has been up to the plums in your mum’s back passage? “It’s just not right.” Matt, of Stoke- on- Trent, added, tearfully: “So I’m just begging, Mum – please will you stop shagging my mates.”

Last night 52- year- old Sandra was not in the mood to stop her sexy antics.

She told us: “The trouble with our Matt is that he’s a lot like his father – a bloody prude.

“I got starved of the cock during 20 years of marriage so I’m just making up for it now.

“If Matt doesn’t like it, he’s a big lad… he can get his own place.”