Top TV cop axed over ‘ spunk rub’

A HUNKY policeman who appeared on a TV true- crime series was arrested and fired over claims he wanked off in front of a woman and SPUNKED on her.

Sheriff’s Deputy Joseph Mercado, 25 ( above), was given the boot by Pasco County Sheriff’s Office and charged with battery over the February 15 allegation.

He is said to have gone to the woman’s home in Land O’Lakes, Florida, around 3am with a “fake story” about an accident.

She agreed to talk to him on her driveway, only for Mercado – who appeared in A& E series Live PD – to start tossing himself off before rubbing his semen on her neck and attempting to put it on her lips.

Mercado, who was off duty at the time of the incident, was later arrested before being charged and fired. YOUR eyebrows renew themselves every 64 days.