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WHO’S behind the defaced doodles?

We’ve hidden a celebrity behind the sketchings of our office lunatic but can you tell who it is? are using which complaint as an “excuse” to take performance- enhancing drugs, according to MPs? a) Athlete’s foot b) Asthma c) Water on the knee d) Piles was dismay at the Big Cheese Festival in Brighton when organisers ran out of what? a) Crackers b) Pickle c) Beer d) Cheese Corbyn’s new equality adviser, Munroe Burgdorf, has quit after calling a gay woman what? a) A “hairy barren lesbian” b) A “wearer of comfortable shoes” c) A “fish munching lady- queer” c) Smelly FORMER Russian spy was poisoned in which quaint British city? a) Bath b) Salisbury c) Chichester d) Manchester Gary Oldman won an Oscar at the weekend for playing which wartime leader? a) Adolf Hitler b) Winston Churchill c) Lord Haw- Haw d) Franklin D. Roosevelt It’s dead hard!