24- inch dildo robber drops ID at scene

A WOMAN who tried to rob a TWO- FOOT dildo from a sex shop was nicked after leaving behind her ID at the scene.

Estella Acevedo ( above), 27, selected the 24- inch “Leon” rubber cock but baulked at the £ 80 price tag at the shop’s counter.

As a sales clerk took the huge marital aid back, Acevedo grabbed it and ran out the front door of the Adam and Eve sex boutique in San Antonio, Texas.

The clerk chased her and police say Acevedo hit the employee with a stick, before dropping the merchandise and running off.

As the employee picked up the stolen items left behind, she noticed Acevedo left her wallet and mobile phone on the ground. The wallet contained an ID with the name “Estella Acevedo,” police said.

Acevedo was arrested less than two hours later and charged with robbery.

A police source said: “Hell, this dumb lady must have a pussy like a yawning horse, yes siree!” – Eddie Izzard