24- inch dildo rob­ber drops ID at scene

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A WOMAN who tried to rob a TWO- FOOT dildo from a sex shop was nicked af­ter leav­ing be­hind her ID at the scene.

Estella Acevedo ( above), 27, se­lected the 24- inch “Leon” rub­ber cock but baulked at the £ 80 price tag at the shop’s counter.

As a sales clerk took the huge mar­i­tal aid back, Acevedo grabbed it and ran out the front door of the Adam and Eve sex bou­tique in San An­to­nio, Texas.

The clerk chased her and po­lice say Acevedo hit the em­ployee with a stick, be­fore drop­ping the mer­chan­dise and run­ning off.

As the em­ployee picked up the stolen items left be­hind, she no­ticed Acevedo left her wal­let and mo­bile phone on the ground. The wal­let con­tained an ID with the name “Estella Acevedo,” po­lice said.

Acevedo was ar­rested less than two hours later and charged with rob­bery.

A po­lice source said: “Hell, this dumb lady must have a pussy like a yawn­ing horse, yes siree!” – Ed­die Iz­zard

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