Town gets Trans but loses Penis

THE South Yorkshire town of Penistone is to be renamed TRANSTONE in a bizarre stunt by “gender activists”.

Local trans agitator Leonora Forsythe said: “We can think of no better way to combat the phallocentric hegemony of cis dominance than by ceremonially renaming Penistone for the month of September, which is Trans Activity and Fightback Month.”

One Penistone local fumed: “It’s nonsense, that’s what it is.”