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MY DEAD HUBBY TASTED GREAT WITH CRUSTY BREAD PIC READER

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WHEN Barry Foster asked his girlfriend Kathy, 29, to bare all for the camera, she didn’t hesitate.

Barry, 35, from Newport, Gwent, said: “Kathy got them out and asked ‘ Are you going to send it to

Well, Barry DID, and we’re more than happy to print the snap.

Would you like to see your sexy pic in Email – we’ll reply right back. FED UP: Bashir and Ella AFTER watching Bambi in 2006, tiresome Ella Patterson decided to become a vegetarian – and two years later found she could be even more irritating by declaring herself vegan.

Driving most people from her presence with a mixture of holier- than- though hectoring and infantile left- wing politics, 35- year- old Elle eventually took a Syrian refugee into her home for company.

And thanks to the language barrier which prevented Bashir alSahar understand­ing Ella’s social gibberish, love blossomed and the pair wed.

But unfortunat­ely, Bashir became involved in organised crime and was killed in a knife fight with a member of an Albanian shit gang.

Yet heartbroke­n Ella says she can always remain close to her late hubby – as she ATE his ashes mixed into a stew.

The totally deranged virtue- signaller said: “When the police told me that Bashir had been killed I said ‘ Was it Combat 18 thugs?’ and they told me no. He’s just doubled- crossed an Albanian shit gang in a heroin deal.

“I explained that my husband was a refugee from Syria and that he could not possibly be involved in criminalit­y but they said that’s what happened.

“I felt as though this country had let Bashir down so I vowed to keep him with me.

“But eating his ashes. I know that’s not strictly vegan but I asked several people via Twitter and went for it.

“I emptied Bashir’s ashes into a three- bean casserole. To be honest, he was delicious with some crusty vegan bread.”

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