MY DEAD HUBBY TASTED GREAT WITH CRUSTY BREAD PIC READER

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WHEN Barry Foster asked his girl­friend Kathy, 29, to bare all for the cam­era, she didn’t hes­i­tate.

Barry, 35, from New­port, Gwent, said: “Kathy got them out and asked ‘ Are you go­ing to send it to

Well, Barry DID, and we’re more than happy to print the snap.

Would you like to see your sexy pic in Email – we’ll re­ply right back. FED UP: Bashir and Ella AF­TER watch­ing Bambi in 2006, tire­some Ella Pat­ter­son de­cided to be­come a veg­e­tar­ian – and two years later found she could be even more ir­ri­tat­ing by declar­ing her­self ve­gan.

Driv­ing most peo­ple from her pres­ence with a mix­ture of holier- than- though hec­tor­ing and in­fan­tile left- wing pol­i­tics, 35- year- old Elle even­tu­ally took a Syr­ian refugee into her home for com­pany.

And thanks to the lan­guage bar­rier which pre­vented Bashir alSa­har un­der­stand­ing Ella’s so­cial gib­ber­ish, love blos­somed and the pair wed.

But un­for­tu­nately, Bashir be­came in­volved in or­gan­ised crime and was killed in a knife fight with a mem­ber of an Al­ba­nian shit gang.

Yet heart­bro­ken Ella says she can al­ways re­main close to her late hubby – as she ATE his ashes mixed into a stew.

The to­tally de­ranged virtue- sig­naller said: “When the po­lice told me that Bashir had been killed I said ‘ Was it Com­bat 18 thugs?’ and they told me no. He’s just dou­bled- crossed an Al­ba­nian shit gang in a heroin deal.

“I ex­plained that my hus­band was a refugee from Syria and that he could not pos­si­bly be in­volved in crim­i­nal­ity but they said that’s what hap­pened.

“I felt as though this coun­try had let Bashir down so I vowed to keep him with me.

“But eat­ing his ashes. I know that’s not strictly ve­gan but I asked sev­eral peo­ple via Twit­ter and went for it.

“I emp­tied Bashir’s ashes into a three- bean casse­role. To be hon­est, he was de­li­cious with some crusty ve­gan bread.”

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