MY DEAD HUBBY TASTED GREAT WITH CRUSTY BREAD PIC READER
WHEN Barry Foster asked his girlfriend Kathy, 29, to bare all for the camera, she didn’t hesitate.
Barry, 35, from Newport, Gwent, said: “Kathy got them out and asked ‘ Are you going to send it to
Well, Barry DID, and we’re more than happy to print the snap.
Would you like to see your sexy pic in Email – we’ll reply right back. FED UP: Bashir and Ella AFTER watching Bambi in 2006, tiresome Ella Patterson decided to become a vegetarian – and two years later found she could be even more irritating by declaring herself vegan.
Driving most people from her presence with a mixture of holier- than- though hectoring and infantile left- wing politics, 35- year- old Elle eventually took a Syrian refugee into her home for company.
And thanks to the language barrier which prevented Bashir alSahar understanding Ella’s social gibberish, love blossomed and the pair wed.
But unfortunately, Bashir became involved in organised crime and was killed in a knife fight with a member of an Albanian shit gang.
Yet heartbroken Ella says she can always remain close to her late hubby – as she ATE his ashes mixed into a stew.
The totally deranged virtue- signaller said: “When the police told me that Bashir had been killed I said ‘ Was it Combat 18 thugs?’ and they told me no. He’s just doubled- crossed an Albanian shit gang in a heroin deal.
“I explained that my husband was a refugee from Syria and that he could not possibly be involved in criminality but they said that’s what happened.
“I felt as though this country had let Bashir down so I vowed to keep him with me.
“But eating his ashes. I know that’s not strictly vegan but I asked several people via Twitter and went for it.
“I emptied Bashir’s ashes into a three- bean casserole. To be honest, he was delicious with some crusty vegan bread.”