Four years of bum sex – and no baby?

A MARRIED couple desperate for a baby have been told the wife won’t get pregnant being shagged up the ARSE!

The pair, aged 26 and 24, sought professional advice after having no joy conceiving, despite having regular sex.

But alarm bells rang when medics discovered the wife was a virgin.

And she admitted sex was “usually painful”.

Obstetrician Liu Hongmei inspected the woman’s anus.

It was then that the medic is said to have learned the couple had been mistakenly having ANAL sex for four years, resulting in their failure to conceive.

Doctor Liu gave the couple, from Bijie city in China’s south- western Guizhou province, a sex education handbook and the woman is now expecting.