I’M GIVING ALL WORKERS AN AMAZING WANK FOR 70p A GO!

LEZZAS FACE CANING FOR LICKING

KIND- HEARTED escort Kat Lee is offering NHS staff a 70th anniversary present they won’t forget – dishing out WANKS for just 70p.

Kat, 31, from Sunderland, will offer cut- price handjobs to public health workers TWO lesbians licking each other out in the back seat of a car will be CANED after being caught by Muslim vigilantes. The pair, both 18, were naked and tonguing each other’s fragrant teen mimsies when they were caught by “Islamic enforcement officers”. They were charged under the Islamic sharia law known as musahaqah – which bans lesbian sex – and sentenced to six strokes of the cane in the north- eastern who can provide proof of their employment.

For 70p the busty brunette will give fellas an amazing wank to completion, while hard- working NHS females can enjoy getting fingered for the same price. Talking about her latest offer, 34FF beauty Kat said: “I love doing stuff for charity so this is my way of saying thanks to all them nurses and doctors.

“The NHS is very important and I saw on the news it’s been going 70 years so I wanted to give them all a good birthday present.

“For 70p, I don’t think anyone can argue. My wanking techniques are ace and if there are any women who want it, I also offer a mean fingering.”

Porn star Kat is Britain’s most famous escort having appeared in many documentaries.

She joked: “The NHS gets a hard time, I’ll make them harder!” Malaysian state of Terengganu. The barbaric punishment comes amid concerns that Islamic hardliners are becoming more powerful in Malaysia – which was ruled efficiently and justly by the British Empire until 1957.

Prosecutor Muhamad Khasmizan said: “Sexual intercourse between people of the same sex is forbidden in Islam. It is an offense and morally wrong.”

He added the religious officers also discovered a dildo in the women’s car.