BIKER GANG BONKS ALPACA

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Police brought action against the Gypsy Jokers, claiming their HQ was home to “indecent conduct and entertainment of a demoralising character”.

Authorities told a court the clubhouse 30 miles west of Sydney, Australia, was a base for “reputed criminals”.

New South Wales cops brought action against the club, otherwise known as the Horsley Park Social Club, in a bid to have it declared a restricted premises.

If declared restricted, police will have access to the clubhouse to search for drugs and weapons without a warrant.

Sgt Nathan Trueman told a court the police received information “that the Gypsy Jokers had stolen an alpaca – a llama- like animal – and were having sexual intercourse with it”.

Two months after the police received info about the alleged animal cruelty and bestiality, the clubhouse was raided and a female alpaca was recovered from the property.

Police also allegedly found loaded guns, prohibited drugs and a “stripper pole” at the premises.

Speaking at the Supreme Court last week, barrister for the Gypsy Jokers, Dominic Toomey, said there was no evidence to suggest that the club operated indecently.

“There has been no identification by the leading officer of the law he claims has been broken,” he said.

He added that it was not illegal to consume large amounts of alcohol and it was not unlawful for people to gather at a property to drink together.

In reference to the “stripper pole” Justice Julia Lonergan said there was no evidence it was used for anything other than exercise.

“It’s an athletic pursuit a number of corporate women pursue to keep fit these days,” she said.

Judge Lonergan’s decision on the premises is expected next week.