Mary hosts show on un­der- Beards

Sunday Sport - - NEWS -

HIS­TORY brain­box Mary Beard is to present the big­gest col­lec­tion of BOOBS, MINGES and even WILLIES ever screened on Bri­tish TV.

The Clas­sics bof­fin ( above), 63, will present a two- part se­ries en­ti­tled The Nude Un­cov­ered on BBC2.

A BBC spokesman said: “Mary will be re­flect­ing on the chang­ing his­tory of the way peo­ple have looked at and un­der­stood the naked hu­man form.”

But the se­ries will not just all nud­dies. In­sid­ers say Beard will also prat­tle on about “gen­der pol­i­tics” and shit like that.

One said: “You’ll be get­ting to the vine­gar stroke over some pert clas­si­cal teats and Beard will pop up bang­ing on about ‘ per­cep­tions’. It’ll put you off your stroke.”

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