Festive chuckles

1. Q. What type of motorbike does Santa ride? A. Holly Davidson.

2. Q. What did the sea say to Santa? A. Nothing, it just waved.

3. Q. Where does Santa go when he’s ill? A. The elf centre.

4. Q. Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? A. They always drop their needles.

5. Q. What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose? A. Frosty the Snowman with a hot flush!

6. Q. What did Santa ask Rudolph? A. Is it going to rain dear?!

7. Q. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A. A mince spy!

8. Q. What is the best Christmas present to receive? A. A broken drum, you just can’t beat it.

9. Q. Which athlete is warmest during winter? A. A long jumper.

10. Q. Which football team did the baby Jesus support? A. Manger-ster United!

11. Q. How will Christmas be different after Brexit? A. There will be no Brussels.

12. Q. What do you call an elf that sings? A. A wrapper.

13. Q. What do snowmen wear on their heads? A. Ice caps.

14. Q. What’s red and white, red and white, red and white? A. Santa Claus rolling down the hill.

15. Q. What did the Christmas tree say to the bobble? A. ‘Aren’t you tired of just hanging around?’

16. Q. What do you call Santa when he stops moving? A. Santa Pause.

17. Q. What kind of ball doesn’t bounce? A. A snowball.

18. Q. Why did Santa get a parking ticket? A. He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.

19. Q. What does Tarzan sing at Christmas? A. Jungle bells.

20. Q. What did one snowman say to the other? A. Do you smell carrots?