THEY SAID WHAT?

“It was a miracle”

The Duchess of Sussex marvels that all 10 bridesmaids and pageboys under seven behaved themselves at her wedding to Prince Harry.

“A very big part of the anger we see today in our society is caused by the purposely false and inaccurate reporting” US President Donald Trump.

“The trans community is being relentlessly attacked by this president. The leader of our nation has shown no regard for an already marginalised and struggling community. He has ignored our humanity. He has insulted our dignity”

Olympic gold medallist Caitlyn Jenner withdraws her support for President Trump.

“To the extent that it is suggested that I have been guilty of unlawful sexual or racist behaviour, I categorically and wholly deny these allegations”

Sir Philip Green, who was named in the House of Lords as the mystery businessman at the centre of such allegations.

“Sir Philip narrowly and luckily escaped losing his knighthood over the pensions scandal. If these allegations are correct, he should certainly be stripped of his knighthood”

Liberal Democrat leader Sir Vince Cable.

“This is to announce that I am proud to have become a Muslim. This is the natural conclusion of any intelligent theologian’s journey. All scripture study leads to Islam. Which makes all other scriptures redundant. I will be given another new name. It will be Shuhada”

Singer Sinead O’Connor.

“If I was 20 years younger I’d have eaten Brendan alive”

Entrepreneur Jo Wood recalls her appearance on Strictly Come Dancing in 2009 and her professional partner, Brendan Cole.

“Everyone who works in the field of arts in this country knows how extremely and freakishly lucky we are that our Prince of Wales has such a genuine knowledge of, unquenchable thirst for, and understanding of the role and value of the arts in our public and our personal lives”

Actor and presenter Stephen Fry.

“For the first month, I couldn’t breathe and I would smell menthol and it would make me think I was in a wide open space and could breathe for a moment in time. After a month, all my organs shifted - it was gross, and if you don’t have to, don’t do it”

Actress Emma Stone on wearing a corset for a period drama.

“I am still absolutely hopeless. I cannot cook to save my life. The last time I tried to make a boiled egg, I had about 20 pans and things out of the cupboard. What a mess. Nothing to be proud of”

Singer Sir Rod Stewart.

“The wicked lie is that the past is always tense and the future perfect”

Writer Zadie Smith.