THEY SAID WHAT?

“The tools of Satan” The Pope’s description of Catholic clergy paedophiles.

“And any little girl who is practising their speech on the telly, you never know. I used to work as a cleaner and I loved that job, I did spend quite a lot of my time imagining this” Actress Olivia Colman on her Oscars triumph. “Channelling my inner Joan Collins for the Oscars” TV’s Susanna Reid dresses like the veteran star as she presents her breakfast show from Los Angeles.

“Michael Jackson was very manipulative and very deliberate in his grooming and in his sexual activities with children that took place over many, many years” Dan Reed, director of a documentary about the late pop star.

“The thing I have always felt about comedy is that it’s an end in itself. It’s perfectly respectable as an art form. It gets seen as a poor relative. It gets bumped to the back of the queue” Comedian Al Murray.

“I can only go from my experience, but when the Spice Girls performed at the Olympics, we said – and we got a little slot of 3.5 minutes – we had 3.5 minutes to unite the world, and you can do that with music” Spice Girl Geri Horner.

“Day Two never realised how tough it would be and I’ve turned into an emotional wreck! But I’ve got to camp and it’s the best achievement ever” Love Islander Dani Dyer who is climbing Mount Kilimanjaro for Comic Relief.

“I should have got thin, but I eat too much. I hate the word ‘moderation”’ Actress Miriam Margolyes.

“You can’t imagine what satisfaction can be gotten from throwing a pie into someone’s face”

Actress Dame Emma Thompson. “Home is where you know how the shower works” Plaque spotted in a curio shop.