Quotes of the day

“I think people are weary of the long slog.” Chancellor Philip Hammond indicating that the Government might ease austerity.

“George Michael pulled the platform boots off my feet and said: ‘I think it’s time we brushed your hair’.” Geri Horner on how the late singer helped to remove her Spice Girl image.

“My ambition is to live until I’m 120 and then be shot by a jealous husband.” Sir Ken Dodd.

“A living legend? At 100, at least I am still living.” Veteran film star Kirk Douglas.

“I would be richer, I’d have beaten Mrs Thatcher’s ban on women in the cabinet, and I would be a dame.” Former Tory Minister Edwina Currie on what she would change if she could edit her past.

“The woman who gave me two heart attacks and broke my nose in a jacuzzi. Oh god, I don’t half miss her, I tell you.” Paul O’Grady, the new host of TV’s Blind Date pays tribute to the late Cilla Black, the original presenter of the show.