HOROSCOPES

ARIES (March 21st-april 20th)

Try not to look for mischief. You could always try contacting the person who is responsible for this outlandish mood you are in. Ring now to hear what your past is trying to remind you to do. 0904 020 2170

TAURUS (April 21st-may 21st)

You think you have to know everything about your job but all forms of work bring constant learning and education for us all. You’re starting to realise you need to balance out your current work with your long-term ambitions. Ring now to hear how this week offers this opportunity. 0904 020 2171

GEMINI (May 22nd-june 21st)

Your close ones can see you aren’t yourself, but they also see that you are going through some sort of metamorphosis. You are, and you are about to come out of recent experiences with a fire in your belly and love in your heart. Ring now to put the sparkle back into your life. 0904 020 2172

CANCER (June 22nd-july 23rd)

You say you want what’s best for a close one, but you’re forcing their hand. Slow your pace and listen to others. They may stop trying if you don’t make more of an effort today. Ring to hear how Jupiter gives you the power in financial negotiations. 0904 020 2173

LEO (July 24th-august 23rd)

Try to take to heart the advice others give you today. Venus makes your heart race faster, as you force yourself to make a decision before you’re ready. Slow down! Ring now so I can teach you how, my friend. It’s easy! 0904 020 2174

VIRGO (August 24th-september 23rd)

You’ve been so busy you haven’t had the energy to look back. If you did, you would see how far you’ve come. Try to make time to appreciate how well you are doing. Your life will be better if you do. Ring for motivation. 0904 020 2175

LIBRA (September 24th-october 23rd)

I see you’ve opened many new doors for yourself professionally over the last three months. You think things have been quiet, but you’re about to find out how successful your rewards will be. Ring now to chat. 0904 020 2176

SCORPIO (October 24th-november 22nd)

You may not like everything you hear, but it will give you a newfound freedom. You start to see that there is life after drama. Many of your sign decide to do something others will talk about for a long time. Call for clues. 0904 020 2177

SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-december 21st)

Don’t be surprised if you find yourself getting upset over things you’d usually laugh at. It seems that unfinished issues in your personal life need addressing now. Ring now to make the first move needed. 0904 020 2178

CAPRICORN (December 22nd-january 20th)

A sense of needing to belong, and to know where you are going, could push you to make decisions which are better left to time to mould. Make sure that what you are experiencing is not just a “keeping up with the Jones” chapter. Ring now to hear what I think you truly need. 0904 020 2179

AQUARIUS (January 21st-february 19th)

Those you think you know well surprise you and, in some cases, let you down with their actions. Step away and let silence be your chosen tale. They want words, so that they can use them and confuse you with them. Ring now to maintain your very powerful independent stand. 0904 020 2180

PISCES (February 20th-march 20th)

You’ve been patiently waiting on the sidelines and no one else has appreciated this fact. This leads you to do something you may regret. Careful what you say today. Ring now to win these power game others are playing. 0904 020 2181 Calls are for entertainment purposes only. Astrology calls cost 62ppm from a BT landline (mobile costs and other networks may be higher). You must be 18 years or over to use these services and have the bill payer’s permission. The regulator is Phonepayplus SP: Pronto Media (0800 0670200).