Have a pint while you can

Sir, – Well Nicola has done it again!

I can meet my mum in the bingo, at the local and even in Tesco but, guess what, I can’t see her in her house.

Well I am sorry, but you can start the fines with me lass, you really have lost the plot.

If this is the way you’re going to treat your minions if you ever get independence, you are destroying pubs. However, I honestly think that’s what you want to happen.

So have a pint while you can, because if independence comes there won’t be many locals left.

Neil Robertson. Etive Place, Glenrothes.