Quotes Of the day

We seek a new and equal partnership – between an independent, self-governing, Global Britain and our friends and allies in the EU. Not partial membership of the European Union, associate membership of the European Union, or anything that leaves us half in, half out. We do not seek to adopt a model already enjoyed by other countries. We do not seek to hold on to bits of membership as we leave.” Prime Minister Theresa May.

My wife has given me hell for years about not doing Strictly Come Dancing. I am a terrible dancer as she points out whenever we trample a dancefloor together.” Broadcaster Michael Buerk, 79.

I hope so. No more swearing during my matches.” Sir Andy, when asked if wife Kim liked being Lady Murray.

Massively excited about Donald Trump. It’s clear he’s an Anglophobe.” Ukip leader Paul Nuttall drops a clanger, having presumably intended to say “Anglophile”.