Know who I am?

“The notice on the reception desk read: ‘Dementia Friendly’,” writes a Craigie regular. “The receptionist asked my name; I said: ‘I don’t know. Perhaps you would be good enough to tell me.’

“I was reminded of the tale of the Queen Mother’s visit to a retirement home. She asked one resident: ‘Do you know who I am?’

“The resident replied: ‘No, but, if you ask the matron, she’ll tell you.’”