HOROSCOPES

ARIES (March 21st-April 20th)

A relationship you didn’t think would ever completely leave your life now shows signs of going. You feel numb but that will soon give way to feeling proactive. You’re about to realise what a very huge favour they’ve done you, my friend. Ring now and let’s celebrate. 0904 020 2170

TAURUS (April 21st-May 21st)

Finances you have to pay out may hurt now but will be to your benefit in the long run. You were running away from a relationship which is about to be re-offered. Ask your heart as well as your head. Ring so I can support you. 0904 020 2171

GEMINI (May 22nd-June 21st)

Flirting, even lightly, could get you into all sorts of trouble today. Time spent on official matters arms you with knowledge. Ring now to hear how Saturn gives you arrogance in a good way. 0904 020 2172

CANCER (June 22nd-July 23rd)

Things which occur now can affect your long-term future if you don’t take control of them. Others may say it’s their life that is being affected, but you know fine well it’s your life and reputation that’s at stake. Ring now to find the confidence to speak up for yourself. 0904 020 2173

LEO (July 24th-August 23rd)

You’re not sure if others are sticking around because they want to, or they need to. You’d find out which if you stop answering to their every beck and call. Ring now to implement the changes you need. 0904 020 2174

VIRGO (August 24th-September 23rd)

Whatever you are, be a good one. You know you’re a sign who likes to be able to hold their head high. Avoid making decisions which force you to do things you don’t feel proud of. Ring now to aim high. 0904 020 2175

LIBRA (September 24th-October 23rd)

Third parties bring trouble into your life and you start to wonder who the traitor in your circle is. A strange series of events seems to be responsible, rather than one particular person, so try to avoid jumping to conclusions. Ring now to see through liars this week. 0904 020 2176

SCORPIO (October 24th-November 22nd)

You have changed so much that you no longer know how you want to be seen by others. Geminis hold the key to travel that will expand your horizons. Ring to hear why I know you’re in for a pleasant surprise romantically. 0904 020 2177

SAGITTARIUS (November 23rd-December 21st)

If you can slow down and allow others to speak, then you would get to hear the details which you have so rudely been demanding. Others were always going to tell you. You just didn’t give them the space or time to. Ring now to hear how Mars brings new job opportunities. 0904 020 2178

CAPRICORN (December 22nd-January 20th)

You impress others without really trying and this leads to a spring in your step. Your life no longer feels mundane but full of opportunity. News of a sudden change has actually been a long time coming. Ring now to hear why it’s worth looking again for lost items. 0904 020 2179

AQUARIUS (January 21st-February 19th)

Sticking up for others is not worth doing, until you’ve heard the whole story of what went on. Ring now to hear why it’s worth holding out for a better deal financially this week. 0904 020 2180

PISCES (February 20th-March 20th)

You don’t mean to seem unappreciative, but you’re so focused on what could go wrong that you’re not enjoying all that’s right. Childish decisions tonight turn out to be your best. Ring to find courage. 0904 020 2181 Calls are for entertainment purposes only. Astrology calls cost 62ppm from a BT landline (mobile costs and other networks may be higher). You must be 18 years or over to use these services and have the bill payer’s permission. The regulator is PhonepayPlus SP: Pronto Media (0800 0670200).