Who said it

“It doesn’t matter that we were all doing social distancing, it doesn’t matter that I’m fit as a butcher’s dog, feel great – so many people do in my circumstances. And actually it doesn’t matter that I’ve had the disease and I’m bursting with antibodies. We’ve got to interrupt the spread of the disease and one of the ways we can do that now is by self-isolating for 14 days when contacted by Test and Trace” - Prime Minister Boris Johnson, after it was revealed he must self-isolate following contact with an infected MP

“The problem is that we know when this virus gets into care homes, we know that people in care homes are particularly vulnerable to it and it runs rife, and so we both need to protect people from the virus but also do that in as a humane a way as possible, and we know the impact on people’s health, let

alone everything else, on not being able to see visitors” - Health Secretary Matt Hancock on calls to allow visitors into care homes

“Well, that’s something special, isn’t it? And maybe next year, I’ll be the oldest again!” - Captain Sir Tom Moore on becoming the oldest cover star of British GQ

“I want him to do as many trials as humanly possible, I want to see him cry, scream, maybe throw up, I’m the worst brother ever” - Former Love Island star Curtis Pritchard on his brother’s stint in I’m A Celebrity...

“We are humble and we are already getting to work. Is this really happening?” - Hollywood star Ryan Reynolds on becoming the new owner of Wrexham Football Club alongside fellow actor Rob McElhenney