Quotes Of the day

“Borders between countries are the worst invention ever made by politicians.” European Commission president Jean-Claude Juncker.

“Enough, now come home. It’s your turn to put the bins out.” Cricket broadcaster Jonathan Agnew’s wife Emma after seeing a photo of him drinking a cocktail under a palm tree in Rio.

“Why don’t I have any tattoos? For the same reason you don’t put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari.” British actress Dame Joan Collins, 83.

“Why are they doing this sort of thing? They must be desperate. Nothing to do with me. Let them get on with it ... Remind me to switch off, please.” Veteran actress Patricia Routledge, who played Hyacinth Bucket in the sitcom Keeping Up Appearances, attacking the BBC plan to revive a form of the show.

“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.” Hollywood star Angelina Jolie.