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TOP TV PREVIEWS PICK Martin Clunes: Islands of the Pacific – Thursday, STV, 9pm
TV’s Martin Clunes is a reigning travelogue supremo. And for good reason: he’s very good at his job. Naturally witty, charming, respectful and empathetic, he’s like a sort of idealised foreign ambassador. I’d vote for him. This week he natters with some tribesmen who live in the shadow of an active
volcano and breaks bread with a tribe who believe Prince Philip is their God. Some of the elders briefly met him once and exchanged pleasantries. So that’s a relief.
Clunes also travels to Tonga, an ostensibly conservative Christian nation with a surprisingly tolerant and admirable attitude towards gender fluidity. It’s not an entirely progressive utopia of course, but hats off to
Tonga anyway.
Geordie Hospital – Monday, Channel 4, 8pm
Newcastle is home to one of the UK’s biggest NHS hospital trusts. Its utterly charming and dedicated staff are the stars of this new series, which rarely dwells upon the pressures and frustrations of their job. The mood is upbeat, it’s a big ol’ cuddle of a programme. Any celebration of Britain’s most essential institution is tacitly political, of course it is, but Geordie Hospital elects to
focus exclusively on positive stories. That’s a statement
in itself. Tears and anxieties rear up at times, but even a potentially upsetting segment involving a little boy with a heart defect turns out fine. I welcome this warm gust of positivity, because God knows the NHS has suffered enough.
Kelvin’s Big Farming Adventure – Monday, BBC One, 8.30pm
Former Emmerdale actor and Strictly Come Dancing winner Kelvin Fletcher recently bought a farm in the Peak District. A lifelong
urbanite, he has no farming experience whatsoever. But if
we know one thing, it’s that Fletcher likes a challenge. His agent must’ve been delighted when they heard
the news, a television series following this life-changing
development was absolutely guaranteed. If that sounds cynical, well that’s showbiz. We’re familiar with this formula by now: a celebrity
and their family get to grips with barns and stockpiling eggs. Mild setbacks ensue. There is nothing remotely objectionable. This series merely exists. I recommend it to fans of tractors, fencing and sheep.
The Secret Life of Our Pets – Tuesday, STV, 8pm
This series spotlights the cute side of cognitive animal behaviour research. This week’s theme is emotional intelligence and the powerful bond of trust that exists between domesticated animals and their humans. The slightly alarming highlight involves
a visit to Switzerland, where we encounter a BASE jumper who enjoys parachuting from the edge of massive cliffs with his border collie harnessed
to him. And while you could question the ethics of placing an animal in that position, the dog doesn’t appear to be remotely distressed. He trusts his thrill-seeking
comrade. We also learn that goldfish “recognise” human faces, rats enjoy hide and seek, and parrots have an
innate sense of rhythm.
Ghislaine, Prince Andrew and the Paedophile – Tuesday, STV, 9pm
The convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell is facing a custodial sentence of up to 65 years. A key confidante and enabler of the paedophile sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, who died in prison under mysterious circumstances in 2019, Maxwell’s friends included the disgraced Prince Andrew. This report, which for obvious reasons was still being edited as I write these words, features contributions from some of Epstein and Maxwell’s victims. It also promises to examine evidence from Maxwell’s trial, as well as Prince Andrew’s alleged involvement in this hideous scandal. It seems increasingly likely that he will face a civil court case. Your host is Good Morning Britain’s political editor Ranvir Singh.
Toast of Tinseltown – Tuesday, BBC Two, 10pm
Are things looking up for the belligerent, oafish and perpetually thwarted ham actor Steven Toast? During the latest stage of his Hollywood odyssey he’s invited to audition for the role of a butler in an unnecessarily ambitious and expensive movie. He only has one line, but if he impresses the tyrannical director then he could secure a first-class ticket on the gravy train.
Meanwhile, he hurls himself into a strange relationship
with a clinical sexologist, and records a voiceover on the hottest day there has
ever been in LA. It’s not the funniest Toast episode, but spending time in the deeply silly world of series creators Matt Berry and Arthur Mathews is always a peculiar
source of comfort.
Andy Warhol’s America – Thursday, BBC Two, 9pm
The final chapter of this absorbing gaze into Warhol’s reflection of American culture begins in the 1970s and ends with his death in 1987. His preoccupation with disaster is a recurring theme. After surviving an assassination attempt in 1968, he essentially had a second chance at life – a fact that haunted him. He became avaricious, while also giving support to marginalised groups such as African Americans, Native Americans, homeless and
the LGBTQ community. But, the programme asks, was
that support tainted by selfinterest and exploitation? He was, to say the least, a complicated cat. As with other instalments, Warhol’s story encompasses several
historical detours.