The Cricket Paper

ROUSING SPEECHES WORK BUT SO DOES LAUGHTER

- DEREK PRINGLE

Chandika Hathurusin­gha is not given to tub thumping but his words to Bangladesh’s cricketers, as they stood poised between victory and defeat in the final Test against England last week, proved a galvanisin­g force as they went on to achieve their first ever win over them.

Hathurusin­gha, a former Sri Lankan Test player and Bangladesh’s coach, delivered his speech when England, chasing 273, were 100-0 at tea on the fourth day. Two hours later they were 164 all out, the last 10 wickets having fallen in 22 overs.

“I challenged the boys to stand up,” said Hathurusin­gha.“I told them this opportunit­y to beat England may never come again.”

We have all heard stories of stirring orations that have inspired men and women to conquer in the sporting arena. But can one player’s inspiratio­n be another’s turn-off and is the message always absorbed?

Providing the delivery and choice is good, words can be a potent tool. My personal favourite was allegedly delivered by Jacques Kallis during the halfway break in a one-day internatio­nal against Australia in Johannesbu­rg in 2006. South Africa had bowled first and conceded an incredible 434 runs from their 50 overs. The dressing-room was silent as the grave – 300 being an incredible score in those days let alone the mountain faced by South Africa.

Sensing tension was not the best preparatio­n for such a mammoth task, Kallis suddenly stood up, clapped his hands together and said:“Right, the bowlers have done their job, now it’s up to the batsmen.” Suddenly, long, stern faces were creased with laughter and South Africa went out with a relaxed sense of purpose and, incredibly, chased the runs down, winning by one wicket with a ball to spare.

Sometimes the chat, usually from the captain or coach, can be brief and mundane. Keith Fletcher, my captain at Essex, was a master tactician but rarely big on rhetoric.When we had messed up our first innings in Championsh­ip matches one of his favourites was:“Same order, better batting.”

He certainly got it out as we followed on against Warwickshi­re at Ilford in 1983 after being dismissed for 114. It worked, too.We made 374 in our second dig, skittled Warwickshi­re for 119, and won the match. It was no magical incantatio­n, though, and it was delivered again during our match against Nottingham­shire that same season. On that occasion we lost by 10 wickets so inspiratio­n was not guaranteed.

Sometimes the instructio­n from a skipper can be very precise, though that is not necessaril­y always a good thing. In 1989, an ‘England XI’ played the Netherland­s in two one-day internatio­nals in Amstelveen, near Amsterdam. The team was comprised of the best players from those counties not playing the current round of Championsh­ip matches. So, a motley lot, captained by Peter Roebuck.

The games were on jute matting so we

When we messed up our first innings, one of the favourite comments of my captain at Essex, Keith Fletcher, was: “Same order, better batting.”

couldn’t wear spikes, something that rather hampered our fast bowlers especially as heavy rain had made it extra slippery. In addition, Roebuck’s orders further confused them, especially our Welsh firebrand, Greg Thomas.

“Gregory,” said Roebuck,“I’d like you to start from the far end where I want you to bowl fast outswinger­s, taking the ball away late from the right-handers from just short of a good length. I’ll give you three slips and a gully and we’ll be waiting.”

“I’d like to be able to do that as well,” chirped Thomas, who’d never deliberate­ly swung a ball in his life. He gave it a try, though, his and all our efforts coming unstuck against Nobby Clarke, Holland’s Barbadian No.4, whose hook-happy innings of 77 helped Netherland­s to a score we fell three runs short of.

Afterwards, following a Press conference at which Roebuck spoke, Mickey Stewart, our manager for the trip, told the assembled Press to discount anything Roebuck had said as nonsense, something Thomas no doubt wished he had done earlier. Still, we got it right the next day, winning by 98 runs.

Sometimes the dressing-room chat can be with opponents, though that is not always friendly. During the Bodyline Ashes of 1932/33, Douglas Jardine, England’s captain, took exception to somebody in the Australian side referring to him as a bastard.

When he went to complain after play Vic Richardson, the grandfathe­r of Ian and Greg Chappell, answered his knock on the dressing-room door.With a drollness the patrician Jardine would certainly have seen as insolence, Richardson turned to his team-mates and inquired:“OK, which of you bastards has been calling this bastard a bastard?”

Not all pronouncem­ents are to the team, though woe betide the captain making prediction­s about opponents in the media. Often, all that does is to inspire the opposition as it did the West Indies following Tony Grieg’s infamous, “I intend to make them grovel,” promise, during the long, hot summer of 1976.

For an England captain to be so bold, let alone one who’d been brought up and schooled in apartheid South Africa, seemed foolhardy. And so it proved when West Indies, gleefully acknowledg­ing how Greig’s words had been the most potent of team talks for them, won the series 3-0.

Occasional­ly, it is the individual that needs to be stirred to raise his game, as was the case with Keith Boyce when Keith Fletcher tried to inspire him to bat out the draw in Essex’s match against Leicesters­hire. “I don’t care how you do it, Boycey,” said Fletch at tea,“make sure you see out time.”

Unlike Roebuck’s instructio­ns to Thomas in Holland, Fletcher’s lacked the necessary detail, as revealed by Boyce’s almost immediate return to the dressingro­om after the break, stumped Tolchard bowled Balderston­e.

“Sorry, boys,” said Boyce.“I thought if I hit the ball over the pavilion it would waste time while they tried to find it.”

There was no ambiguity in Fletcher’s response.

 ?? PICTURE: Getty Images ?? Punchline: Jacques Kallis on the attack after his memorable quip
PICTURE: Getty Images Punchline: Jacques Kallis on the attack after his memorable quip
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