ISN’T AVOID­ING

The Daily Telegraph - Telegraph Magazine - - Wildlife - — Tom Ough

ev­ery­day tasks the whole point of be­ing fa­mous? Get so well known you can’t go food shop­ping for fear of be­ing papped. Be­come such a selfie mag­net that you can’t take the bins out. And make enough money along the way to pay some­one to do your hoover­ing for you. A case in point: I am con­vinced that Adam San­dler is sim­ply a man on the run from house­hold chores, a man whose do­mes­tic in­do­lence has pro­pelled him into more than 60 films and 15 television se­ries. Any­way, if you find your­self be­ing told off for not help­ing around the house this week­end, defuse the sit­u­a­tion by ex­plain­ing that you’re sim­ply too fa­mous. That’ll def­i­nitely help.

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