everyday tasks the whole point of being famous? Get so well known you can’t go food shopping for fear of being papped. Become such a selfie magnet that you can’t take the bins out. And make enough money along the way to pay someone to do your hoovering for you. A case in point: I am convinced that Adam Sandler is simply a man on the run from household chores, a man whose domestic indolence has propelled him into more than 60 films and 15 television series. Anyway, if you find yourself being told off for not helping around the house this weekend, defuse the situation by explaining that you’re simply too famous. That’ll definitely help.