The Daily Telegraph - Saturday - Travel
JAMES MAY MY LIFE IN TRAVEL
The TV presenter recalls calamitous road trips, eating his way around Tokyo, and fleeing Argentina with a police escort
IT WOULDN’T FEEL LIKE CHRISTMAS if I went abroad. I like to be at home, surrounded by family and friends, eating a traditional Christmas dinner with lots of sprouts.
GROWING UP, OUR HOLIDAYS CONSISTED OF CAMPING in Devon and Dorset. The most memorable trip was when I was 12 years old and went on a school exchange programme to Germany. It was the first time I’d ever been abroad. I became very good friends with the bloke I was staying with, and we are still in contact 45 years later.
I GOT A PILOT’S LICENCE 13 YEARS AGO and I’ve owned three different propeller planes. I’m not a fan of turbulence, but it bothers me less when I’m at the controls. When I was little, I wanted to be a fighter pilot. These past few years I’ve been so busy, I’ve not flown very much beyond north Wales from Berkshire.
MY IDEA OF THE PERFECT HOLIDAY HAS CHANGED a lot as I’ve grown older. I used to go Interrailing and do cycling holidays through France. I liked to visit art galleries, historic buildings and things such as the ruins of Pompeii. These days, we reserve that for weekend breaks in places like Copenhagen or Barcelona.
I’M A MASSIVE SNORKELLING FAN and I’m visiting the Maldives just after Christmas to do just that. The food’s great, too, although I don’t eat too much while I’m there as the small portions are ruinously expensive! What’s so great about snorkelling in the Maldives is that it’s just so easy – you can walk straight out of your hotel room or villa and paddle out to a reef that’s 20 or 30yd away.
FACING RIOTS AND ANGRY MOBS IN ARGENTINA was one of the most dangerous experiences I’ve had. When Jeremy [Clarkson], Richard [Hammond] and I filmed a 1,400-mile road trip for a Top Gear Christmas special in 2014, we attracted so much negative attention that by the time we reached our hotel in Ushuaia we had to flee the country with a police escort!
… BUT THE HEIGHT OF OUR STUPIDITY WAS OUR RACE to the magnetic North Pole. We attempted to be the first people to reach it in a motor vehicle, but we didn’t have the proper backup or equipment, despite training and preparing for months beforehand. The difficult terrain and bitter cold really took a toll on our health. I hate the cold. I know people talk about the barren purity of the wilderness, but I’d much rather go into the desert than a polar ice cap.
I SPENT SEVERAL MONTHS FILMING IN JAPAN this spring for my new programme, Our Man in
Japan. The country is a stimulant for all the senses, and an etiquette minefield for the unwary. Despite some of the outstanding beauty, coastline and beaches, I noticed that the Japanese, on the whole, don’t really like being outside much.
I DIDN’T HAVE ANY MAJOR DIPLOMATIC INCIDENTS when I was filming in Japan, although I did make several faux pas, such as eating the meticulously prepared props of food that the Japanese waiters ceremoniously placed in front of me on the train. They had only made one. I ate their only prop!
I HATE THE WAY AEROPLANES MAKE YOU SMELL – that combination of fuel, stale air and the aroma of reconstituted vomit.
I THINK AMERICAN AIRPORTS ARE A TERRIBLE INTRODUCTION to the United States – especially
JFK in New York City. You stand around for hours, and they are just very badly organised.
I WAS DISAPPOINTED WHEN I VISITED POMPEII and realised how disorganised it was. The ruins are fascinating, but you have to queue for ages to get in and, while you’re
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I DIDN’T EXPECT TO LIKE AUSTRALIA as much as I did. I thought it was going to be full of Aussies saying, “G’day mate!” but once I got into the Australian mindset and accepted the vastness of the country, it was fascinating. There’s so much diversity, from the very sophisticated Sydney to the Wild West nature of the Outback.
I don’t eat too much in the Maldives as the small portions are ruinously expensive
MY BUCKET LIST IS QUITE EXTENSIVE and includes Pakistan, Iran, India, the Middle East, and parts of South-East Asia, such as Malaysia. I’d love to go back to Canada, too. I went to Vancouver and explored some of the little islands while doing a story on seaplanes once. Actually, that’s got me thinking about my next programme… watch this space.
James May’s new six-part series
launches on Amazon Prime Video on Jan 3