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Christmas Facebragging: what you will see
Immaculate free-standing gingerbread palace
Hand-crafted holly wreath hanging majestically on the front door
White-and-gold themed Christmas tree decorated in symmetric perfection, with glass baubles
Presents wrapped and resplendent with cascading curls of ribbons
Video clip of child singing the solo in the carol service
Children helping with Christmas preparations
Christmas Facebragging: what you won’t see
Tins of tomatoes inside the gingerbread palace holding up the walls. Or a bin full of burned, broken bits of gingerbread after an earlier, abortive effort
Fingers bearing plasters after multiple pricks by holly leaves and the dash to the florist to buy expensive holly with berries, as garden holly had none
The Other Christmas Tree, decorated by the children with garish abandon and consigned to a corner, like an embarrassing relation
The au pair, an art college graduate, being paid overtime to wrap the gifts
Chuntering, sotto voce, among the other parents because That Child has been given the solo for the fourth year running
Children refusing to help with preparations that involve anything other than recording the entire Christmas TV schedule