Loonacy is now law of land, says Loony Party

Howling Laud Hope, the leader of the Official Monster Raving Loony Party, has called on the public to vote for his party if they want to see “tomorrow’s” policies.

He described his party as a “parliamentary think tank” because other parties pinch its ideas, including 24-hour drinking and passports for pets. “If you want tomorrow’s policies, vote for us today,” he said.