Over my dead body! The things I’ll never do

SIR – Richard Weeks (Letters, October 28) has an inverted bucket list of things he never wishes to do. My husband hopes to get through life without visiting Blackpool or Ikea.

Frances Barker

Weybridge, Surrey

SIR – I would never go on a cruise again, except I suppose, if the price of the ticket entitled me to throw overboard two people a day, starting with my enforced dinner companions.

Thomas A Rickerby

Lancaster

SIR – I once went to a work Christmas party. I will never go to another.

Sue Arthur

Blackpool

SIR – Work. Strathaven, Lanarkshire SIR – My inverted bucket list of things I wish never to do again is: spend the night in a room over a bar in Spain, live anywhere near bird scarers, own a dog and have my heart broken when it dies, attempt to ride a horse that insists on going backwards, and sit in the dress circle in a heatwave with unfortunate people above me projectile vomiting.

Lesley Thompson

Lavenham, Suffolk

SIR – No more joining committees, taking exams, driving on motorways

Diana Crook

Seaford, East Sussex

SIR – I share Richard Weeks’s desire never to attend another funeral. Unfortunately we will both be forced to when we are the guest of honour.

Dave Alsop

Churchdown, Gloucestershire