THE BREXMAS CRACKER GAGS

Which TV Christmas special is being filmed in Brussels this year? Deal Or No Deal.

Why was Theresa May sacked as Nativity manager? She couldn’t run a stable government.

Theresa May has asked Santa for a home makeover this year. First thing on the list was a new cabinet.

Why did Jeremy Corbyn ask people not to eat sprouts on Christmas Day? He wants to give peas a chance.

How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit? No Brussels.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. The Englishman wanted to leave, so they all had to go.